For years, I always thought the Stay Puft Marshmallows brand was real. Ever since watching Ghostbusters as a child, I never thought once to question whether or not it was a real brand. I just thought it was because of its awesome and believable mascot. It wasn’t until years later that I figured out there was no such thing as the Stay Puft brand…until now.
ThinkGeek is now selling these officially licensed Stay Puft marshmallows for $19.99/box which contains 16 marshmallows. These aren’t ordinary marshmallows however as they are seriously caffeinated so you’ll really only want to eat just one at a time anyways. I think while eating these, I’ll pretend that they are made from the actual remains of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man that met his demise in the original Ghostbusters movie.
The Destructor Form is delicious!
From the moment we saw that giant, smiling Destroyer of Worlds, our sweet tooth called out for revenge. Revenge for the bits of New York crushed. Revenge for the . . . ok, so not really revenge – we just wanted marshmallows. And even Walter Peck being covered in blobs of melted mallow man weren’t enough to crack our craving. It’s taken over 25 years, but we finally have the stuff that childhood dreams are made of: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows!
Two major things to note about these sugary mallows of awake-ti-tude: First, they are gourmet. Delicate and delicious. Second, they are licensed collectibles, which for a marshmallow is pretty awesome. Third, Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows come in a marshmallowy-feeling box – a nice reusable keepsake. And finally, fourth: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows are CAFFEINATED! Big time. You feel it as soon as you suck one down. Take that giant marshmallow man; we’re eating your eggs one by one. So get some Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows now, relive the 80s, stay awake forever, and satiate the need for sugary revenge.
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Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows
- Delicious gourmet marshmallows.
- Licensed Ghostbusters product.
- Box is rubbery with a marshmallow feel, for fun after you eat all the mallows.
- 16 square-ish mallows per box.
- Caffeine Content: A bit over 100mg per piece!
- Net Wt.: 6.25 oz
- Box Dimensions: 7″ x 4″ x 2.5″