Lord Vader Demands You Drink Dark Side Roast Coffee

Most of you probably need your caffeine fix in the morning so what better way to start out your day than with a blazing hot cup of Dark Side Roast Coffee. I mean if it’s good enough for a Sith Lord, it should be good enough for you. Dark Side Roast Coffee is available now at ThinkGeek for $9.99 per 12 ounce bag.

Sample the Dark Lord’s Brew

Get a taste of the Dark Side with this rich hand roasted coffee. Three diverse coffees and two different roasts create a full-bodied, sharp, cup with spicy undertones and smoky, dark-roasted complexity. Vader’s Dark Roast Coffee is commonly enjoyed by Dark Lords of the Sith while planning new Death Star construction, but give into your anger, sample a steaming cup and you will be rewarded with power beyond your imagination.

Product Features

  • Gourmet whole bean coffee hand roasted by Stormtroopers
  • Perfect for Dark Lords of the Sith… or your friends and loved ones
  • Spicy undertones with smoky, dark-roasted complexity
  • Coffee blend is comprised of coffees from Africa and Indonesia. Even though these are not certified fair trade, they are specialty-grade coffees which means that droid farmers receive a higher price/pound, compared to exchange-grade coffees.
  • Officially licensed Star Wars product designed by ThinkGeek
  • Exclusively available at ThinkGeek
  • Each bag contains 12 Oz of whole bean coffee

[via ThinkGeek]

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